Carl: Steve, did you mean what you said? Did I really kill our friendship?
Steve: Well it's definitely in intensive care.
Carl: Steve, I'm sorry, I didn't want that to happen.
Steve: Neither did, I but a friend wouldn't have kept referring to Pablo as a stupid bug.
Steve: State your name.
Steve: No, Waldo. State your name, not name your state.
Waldo: Ohhhhh. Waldo Faldo... from Illinois.
Carl: It was just a stupid bug!
Carl: (talking about the bug) Did you see the size of that thing?
Mother Winslow: I bet that's what the bug was thinking, too!
Judge: Well, I have, uh, considered this case carefully and I have reached a decision.
Steve: Uh, never mind, Your Honor.
Judge: Never mind?
Carl: Uh, we, uh, we settled it ourselves.
Judge: What? But, I'm the judge. It's what I do! I judge things! Well, would you at least like to hear what I would have said?
Steve: No. Not really. It's not even necessary.
Judge: Alright, young man, call your first witness.
Steve: Your Honor, I would like to call Waldo Faldo!
Waldo: Okay, but I'm not home.
(After having stepped on Steve's bug)
Carl: Who is Pablo?
Steve: (pointing to the floor) Him. And him. And… OOHHH, and him!
Eddie: That thing is so ugly.
Steve: Shhh. Pablo's bilingual.
Waldo: Excuse me, but I don't wanna hear about a bug's sex life.
Steve: Hold on to your briefs, mama! I've inherited the wind!
Carl (referring to Urkel's rare praying mantis): It was just a stupid bug!
Judge: One more outburst and I'll clear the courtoom and put on a re-run!
The German episode title is "Nur ein blödes Insekt", meaning "Just a Stupid Insect".
The scene in the season 3 opening credits where Steve skates by Laura is from this episode.
Mother Winslow wears her pink tennis outfit. She also wore it in the season 2 episode, "Fast Eddie Winslow."
The show Citizens' Court parodie the ling-running, The Peoples' Court.
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