Family Matters

Season 3 Episode 6

Citizens' Court

Aired Unknown Oct 25, 1991 on ABC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Carl: Steve, did you mean what you said? Did I really kill our friendship?
      Steve: Well it's definitely in intensive care.
      Carl: Steve, I'm sorry, I didn't want that to happen.
      Steve: Neither did, I but a friend wouldn't have kept referring to Pablo as a stupid bug.

    • Steve: State your name.
      Waldo: Illinois.
      Steve: No, Waldo. State your name, not name your state.
      Waldo: Ohhhhh. Waldo Faldo... from Illinois.

    • Carl: It was just a stupid bug!

    • Carl: (talking about the bug) Did you see the size of that thing?
      Mother Winslow: I bet that's what the bug was thinking, too!

    • Judge: Well, I have, uh, considered this case carefully and I have reached a decision.
      Steve: Uh, never mind, Your Honor.
      Judge: Never mind?
      Carl: Uh, we, uh, we settled it ourselves.
      Steve: Mmmhmm.
      Judge: What? But, I'm the judge. It's what I do! I judge things! Well, would you at least like to hear what I would have said?
      Carl: Nope.
      Steve: No. Not really. It's not even necessary.

    • Judge: Alright, young man, call your first witness.
      Steve: Your Honor, I would like to call Waldo Faldo!
      Waldo: Okay, but I'm not home.

    • (After having stepped on Steve's bug)
      Carl: Who is Pablo?
      Steve: (pointing to the floor) Him. And him. And… OOHHH, and him!

    • Eddie: That thing is so ugly.
      Steve: Shhh. Pablo's bilingual.
      Waldo: Excuse me, but I don't wanna hear about a bug's sex life.

    • Steve: Hold on to your briefs, mama! I've inherited the wind!

    • Carl (referring to Urkel's rare praying mantis): It was just a stupid bug!

    • Judge: One more outburst and I'll clear the courtoom and put on a re-run!

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