Steve Urkel/Stefan Urquelle
Eddie: (shoots two criminal targets, then a target made to look like Laura) What the-? Dad, that's Laura!
Carl: That's right, you just killed your sister.
Eddie: Oh, my God.
Carl: You see, Eddie, that's why it's important for a cop to use good judgment. Because on the streets, those are real people in your line of fire, not cardboard cutouts, and they all have families, and friends.
Eddie: Mom, they're just pictures, made out of cardboard.
Harriette: But they represent real people made of flesh. I'm sorry, Eddie, I have to side with your father on this one.
Harriette: If there were a top ten list of things not to do as a cop, I bet shooting civilians would be in there somewhere.
Eddie: (after blowing away all the cardboard targets) I did it, I shot all the criminals!
Carl: Yes, but you also shot an innocent bystander and a hostage.
Stefan: (after seeing Myra's Steve wallpaper) Have you ever seen the movie, Fatal Attraction?
Stefan: Rent it. It's about you.
Steve: (when he hears the doorbell) I'll get it! Oh, I'm the only one here... disregard!
The German episode title is "Die letzte Polka?", meaning "The Last Polka?".
Beginning with this episode, Judyann Elder takes over the role of Harriette Winslow.
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