Judy: (Looking at her lunch) This sandwich is made with chunky peanut butter!
Laura: (Looking at her lunch) Meat loaf? I can't eat that, I'm a vegetarian!
Harriette: Since when?
Laura: Since yesterday! When Barney McGuire laughed so hard that bologna juice came out of his nose.
Harriette: Laura! Ugh!
Eddie: Mustard? Mom, there's mustard on my sandwich! I hate mustard!
Harriette: Hey, what are we? A luxury restaurant? You make your food by yourself, I have to check on the laundry!