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Favorite Waldo quotes

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    kahooter

    [1]Aug 20, 2008
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    One of mine is thismight not be exact quote)

    Waldo:Whoa!! Its Rick James!!!!!!

    Eddie:Thats my dad!

    Waldo:you mean Rick James is your dad????

    Heres another one

    Eddie I think you guys should boogie.

    (Waldo starts dancing)

    Waldo to one of his friends:Well,come on! get with it! start boogyin'!!!

    Some ones i found:

    After arriving back home with the Golden spatula Award for 1st place in the chef cook-off, Waldo remembers that he left the stove on where the cook-off took place. When Eddie asks him, "Can't you just call?" Waldo responds saying, "Don't be stupid. A stove can't answer the phone."

    In the Walt Disney World episodes, Waldo and Eddie get lost while driving to Florida. While looking at the road map, Waldo claims that they are arriving in a town called "CaƱada", which Eddie corrects as being Canada. Eddie then exclaims that Waldo has been "driving the wrong way for the past four hours!", to which Waldo replies, "Well now's a fine time to tell me!"

    He once tried to mail himself to see Maxine, who was out of town at a cheerleading competition and staying at a hotel. Unfortunately, all he wrote on the side of the box was "Maxine's Room. Third Floor. Big Hotel. Omaha,Nebraska".

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    rockon45

    [2]Aug 25, 2008
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    Lol. Nice ones.
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    angten777

    [3]Sep 9, 2008
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    waldo's a dumb ass
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    wheelrchair

    [4]Sep 10, 2008
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    Sounds like you don't like him.
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    1357900

    [5]Sep 10, 2008
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    "Cool"
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    RaeandAnasRock

    [7]Sep 11, 2008
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    Waldo: You know, I love this room. It reminds me so much of a... kitchen.
    Laura: Waldo, this is a kitchen.
    Waldo: Whoa.
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    angten777

    [8]Sep 12, 2008
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    wheelrchair wrote:
    Sounds like you don't like him.

    I dont he is such a dumb ass, maxine dumbing his ass was a smart move.

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    martelli9

    [9]Sep 15, 2008
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    Steve: State your name.

    Waldo: Illinois.

    Steve: Waldo, STATE your NAME....not NAME your STATE

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    RedSoxFan274

    [10]Sep 20, 2008
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    Ooh, look, a Red Sox avatar right below a Yankees avatar!!! Ooh....awkward........

    anyways I don't remember this one exactly but it's from the episode where he sends Waldo home to lie to Carl so he can $500 to pay for the champagne and the rose he bought for that cute girl at the bar after the Bulls game.

    "i HAVE COME HERE TO ASK FOR a monetary settlement. Of $500. For your son. Whose car has brokebn down. On the expressway. In order to pay. For the repairs needed. For the car. Of your son. That broke down on the expressway. Your son. Needs $500. To pay for the repairs. For your son's car. Which broke down on the expressway."
    "What's going on, Waldo?"
    "OK, your son needs $500 to pay for champagne and a rose for a pretty girl he met in a bar."

    That's not anywhere near what it exactly was, but that was the gist of it.
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    waterlady03

    [12]Nov 18, 2011
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    From A Test of Friendship:
    Waldo: Cheating is wrong Eddie and you should know that. I may get Fs, but by God, I earn them.


    Steve: You know, I never thought I see the day when I actually agree with Waldo Geraldo Faldo!

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    Noteldnep

    [13]Dec 8, 2011
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    Waldo was hilariously funny. He kind of reminds me of Jazz off of Fresh Prince... except I think Jazz is smarter. LOL
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