Family Matters

Harriette: Did I embarrass you, Carl? Is that the problem? Carl: Yes, Harriette. To be quite frank, I was embarrassed, and so were all the other customers. Harriette: No, they weren't! Carl: Harriette, they applauded when we left. The valet gave me a tip. Harriette: Oh, no, no, no, no, Carl. You're wrong. The maitre'd gave me a two-for-one coupon. (shows Carl the coupon) Carl: Look at it again, Harriette. It's to another restaurant.

Harriette: Carl, I am not a weak, wimpy woman that's afraid to speak her mind. When I'm unhappy about something, I say so. And it would be nice if you would support me sometimes instead of hiding behind your napkin, worrying about what other people think! Carl: I do not care what other people think. Harriette: You most certainly do! Carl: I do not. And keep your voice down. The neighbors might hear.

Gwendolyn: I just want you to be my Valentine. Richie: Is that all? Well, then, let's blow out these candles and watch cartoons!

Richie: (reading Valentine from Gwendolyn) "Roses are red... some socks are black... won't you be my Daddy Mac?"