Carl: (after Eddie says he fought Bull and won) So did you give him the secret Winslow punch I taught you?
Eddie: I don't know, I just sort of closed my eyes and swung.
Carl: That's the one!
Bull: I figured I'd give you one last chance. Pay up, or else!
Steve: Sorry Bull. The bank is closed.
Eddie: You don't stand a chance against this guy. I don't see what getting beat up's gonna prove.
Steve: That's because you're not small. People don't call you "shrimp" and big guys don't play keep away with your hat on a cold day. And during the class picture, you don't have to sit with the girls in the front row and hold up the sign. But most of all, you don't have to deal with bullies. I'm fast, Eddie, but sooner or later, you've got to stop running.
Steve: Mucus comes in so many colors.
Steve: Hi, everybody. Got anything in the fridge?
Laura: Urkel, don't your parents feed you?
Steve: Not every day.
Steve: A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
Laura: Yeah, but what are you gonna do?
(After telling a bad joke)
Carl: Harriette, don't you get it?
Harriette: Yeah, I get it. I just don't want it in my living room.
Carl: Rachel, Carl was my great-grandfather's name and there is no way that I am gonna change it.
Estelle: Your great-grandfather's name was Lester. Carl was his horse.
The German episode title is "Der berühmte Winslow-Schlag", meaning "The Famous Winslow Punch".