Eddie tries to cover for his poor record in school by claiming he has family problems at home - so his teacher arrives to evaluate his dysfunctional family environment.
Carl: Edward, when I tell people about you, I say you're a straight A student, a top athlete, got a charming personality, 'and hey, he's even better looking than Denzel Washington'. You see when I lie, I lie up.
Eddie: Let's face it, Dad, Miss Connors just picked a bad night to visit...(Carl glares at him) And I picked a bad time to say that.
Harriette: (to Carl) Either the Big Kahuna has had one too many mai tais, or he has his head up his volcano, because there is NO WAY this little wahini is going anywhere near your wiki wiki.
Richie: (to Miss Connors) Come on in, I'm making hot fudge sundaes for dinner. Judy: Thank God, I'm sick of candy bars.
Harriette: Judy, I thought I told you to straighten up in here. Judy: Yeah? Harriette: Well? Judy: You meant today?
Carl: Harriette, please explain to Miss Connors that we are not a dysfunctional family. Harriette: I'll try. Carl: Good... and while you're doing that I'll be in the kitchen killing our son.
(Steve accidentally throws Carl's bowling ball through the dining room glass window. He turns to face Carl) Carl: Yes... Steve: "Yes" what? Carl: Yes you did that... you ALWAYS do that!
The German episode title is "Streik im Irrenhaus", meaning "Strike in the Madhouse".
S 2 : Ep 25
Aired 4/26/91 (24:00)
S 2 : Ep 24
Aired 4/25/91 (24:00)
S 2 : Ep 23
Aired 4/1/91 (24:00)
S 2 : Ep 22
Aired 3/22/91 (24:00)
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