Family Matters

Season 3 Episode 11

Old and Alone

Aired Unknown Nov 29, 1991 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • Steve: Laura's got the highly infectious mucus-nasal-osis-inflamicus.
      Daniel: Oh, my God! What is that?
      Steve: Well, it starts out with a little cough. (Coughs) Then your nasal passages swell and your nose and throat slam shut tighter than a clam.
      Daniel: Whoa, man.
      Steve: Yeah, and then if you sneeze… why, your entire head explodes like a cherry bomb in a cantaloupe.
      Daniel: Hey, man. Hey, wait a minute. Hey, you could be making this whole thing up!
      Steve: Could. But, if I'm not, the last two words you'll ever say will be, 'Ah Choo'.