Family Matters

Season 5 Episode 16

Presumed Urkel

Aired Unknown Feb 04, 1994 on ABC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Steve: I treat all my chemical with R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
      Waldo: Find out what it means to me.

    • Laura: Why has Steve denied causing this explosion?
      Carl: Well, that's simple. He didn't do it.
      Dexter Thornhill: Objection! Calls for a conclusion. And makes me look bad.
      Principal Shimata: Overruled. And it's the suit that makes you look bad.

    • Laura: They want to expel him.
      Harriette: For one little explosion?
      Laura: It wasn't that little. One of the lab tables hasn't come down yet!

    • Laura: What is this yellow substance?
      (Mr. Looney looks at the cheese in the sandwich)
      Mr. Looney: That'd be cheese.
      Audience: Cheese?!

    • Dexter: (after he has told the whole truth to the school) Darn you, Urkel! Darn you to heck!

    • Laura: (about representing Steve) But if I do I'll ruin the party.
      Harriette: What party?
      Laura: The party the kids want to throw the day Steve gets expelled.

    • Laura: Dexter, you don't like Steve do you?
      Dexter: No.
      Laura: In fact, you hate him don't you?
      Dexter: That's right.
      Laura: Enough to blow the science lab and frame him for it?
      Dexter: That's insane.

    • (Right after the explosion)
      Mr. Looney: Did you do that?
      Steve: No! I didn't do that!

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • Steve: I treat all my chemicals with R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
      Waldo (singing) : Find out what it means to me!
      Waldo & Weasel: Sock it to me!

      A badly out-of-tune rendition of the classic Aretha Franklin song "Respect".