Harriette: Steve, as soon as our hair grows back do you think Urklebot could take a DNA sample and track down those con men?
Estelle: And snatch THEM bald headed?
Steve: Well, he would, but he can't, so he won't.
Rachel: What do you mean?
Steve: Urklebot decided police work is too dangerous, so he's given it up and is becoming a dancer.
Steve: I've been working on Urkelbot.
Lt. Murtagh: Urkelbutt?
Carl: No, Lieutenant, Urkel-bot. Some crazy robot that Steve made that went insane and fell in love with my daughter.
Steve: That's when it hit me.
Carl: The big idea?
Steve: No, my robot, so I was fixing him, and that's when it hit me!
Carl: But I thought you said you fixed it.
Steve: No, the idea, Urkelbot needs a job, and THAT'S when it hit me.
Carl: Another big idea.
Steve: No, my robot. I didn't fix him after all.
Carl: (in disguise as a foreign convenience store clerk) As they say at the border of my country, "please come back."
The German episode title is "Urkelcop".