Laura gets a fake ID and heads to a strip club, unaware her mother, grandmother, and aunt are planning to go there as well.
Eddie tries to cover for his poor record in school by claiming he has family problems at home - so his teacher arrives to evaluate his dysfunctional family environment.
Steve resorts to despearate measures to win a date with Laura—camping out on the Winslows' roof, even though a big blizzard is fast approaching Chicago. Meanwhile, Richie meets the Winlows' new next door neighbor, Gwendolyn.
Steve pesters Carl when they share a hospital room.