Steve: You won't be sorry, Laura. I've got a spectacular evening planned!
Laura: We're not going anywhere until we go over the ground rules. Number one, this is not a real date. It's a non-date. Number two, no one can ever know about this non-date. Number three, if you touch me at any time, the non-date is over.
Steve: Well, what if you trip, or something.
Laura: Just let me fall.