Sheriff Carl: I'm right sorry for what happened, Two Gun. But, your Pa was a public menace.
Two Gun Urkel: Maybe so, but he was my Pa. And you had no call to do what you done.
Sheriff Carl: Well, I done what I did cause it had to be done.
Two Gun Urkel: Well, you done did it, and now you got to die.
Sheriff Carl: Are you done.
Two Gun Urkel: Yes, indeedy doo.
Sheriff Carl: Dang.