Family Matters

Season 2 Episode 24

The Good the Bad and the Urkel

Aired Unknown Apr 25, 1991 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • Sheriff Carl: I'm right sorry for what happened, Two Gun. But, your Pa was a public menace.
      Two Gun Urkel: Maybe so, but he was my Pa. And you had no call to do what you done.
      Sheriff Carl: Well, I done what I did cause it had to be done.
      Two Gun Urkel: Well, you done did it, and now you got to die.
      Sheriff Carl: Are you done.
      Two Gun Urkel: Yes, indeedy doo.
      Sheriff Carl: Dang.