Laura: (explaining how they got $350 total from the sale) Well what really pushed it over the top was that old quilt of grandma's. Someone paid me three hundred dollars for it!
Carl: Laura! You sold it?
Laura: Well yeah, it's just an old quilt, with the money we can buy you a new one. Like you said, out with the old, in with the new!
Estelle: Laura! That quilt has been in our family for over two-hundred years! It is the only record of our family, each patch sewn on by the next generation. (in tears) It's priceless! Excuse me... (Estelle gets up and leaves the room)
Mrs. Nash: (admiring Laura's quilt) I'll give you two hundred dollars for it.
Laura: (hyperventilating) TWO HUN--T--TWO HUNDRED!!
Mrs. Nash: Are you alright?
Laura: (Quickly regaining composure) I'm fine, it's just asthma.
Carl: You can't sell those pants, I wore those to Woodstock.
Laura: Dad, you were at Woodstock?
Carl: Well...it was the movie.
Judy: I'm wet, I'm cold, and I'm cranky; don't mess with me!
The German episode title is "Omas Decke", meaning "Grandma's Quilt".