(Steve just built an atomic bomb)
Steve: I knew you'd be thrilled.
Laura: This is just a model, right? It can't explode or anything?
Steve: Why, of course it can! I love ya too much to build you a dud!
Laura: But… but, where'd you get that radioactive stuff?
Steve: I just called my uncle at the Pentagon—Colonel Dirk Urkel!
Laura: There's an Urkel in our defense department?