Family Matters

Season 3 Episode 4

Words Hurt

Aired Unknown Oct 11, 1991 on ABC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Hariette: It's dangerous to wake a sleepwalker.
      Carl: Oh, no problem, I think I can kill him without waking him up.

    • Harriette: Okay, Carl, how many women were you serious about before me?
      Carl: None, dear. (gets shocked)

    • (Carl is hooked up to a lie detector)
      Steve: Now, let's get to the heart of the matter. Carl Winslow, do you hate me?
      Carl: No. (nothing happens)
      Steve: Well, are you crazy about me?
      Carl: Sure. (gets shocked)
      Steve: Well, do you like me a lot?
      Carl: Absolutely. (gets shocked)
      Steve: Well, do you even care about me at all?
      Carl: Yes, I do. (nothing happens)
      Steve: Hey, what happened? It was working great!

    • Rachel: Can you make him quack like a duck every time the phone rings?
      Doctor: Ms. Crawford, I am a medical doctor, not a carnival act!
      Rachel: (to Harriette) He's not gonna make him quack.

    • Mother Winslow: Hiya, sugar.
      Steve: Estelle, my bell!
      Rachel: Hi, Steve.
      Steve: Rachel, the most beautiful boss in the world.
      Carl: Hi, Steve.
      Steve: (growls and snarls)

    • Steve: I'm being born! My head pops out! I can see my dad! Whoa, I'm being pushed back in!

  • Notes

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