Alex: That was five years ago, Jen. Scott is seventeen years old now. You know, people slow down as they get older. Their bones start to deteriorate with each passing year. Look at Dad.
Scott: Hi…Mallory? Boy, have you changed!
Mallory: Well, you've changed, too! I mean, you've grown into you ears!
Scott: So, is anyone seeing Mallory on a regular basis?
Alex: Yeah, I am, and I've had about all I can take.
Mallory: (to Scott) Let me give you the opposite advice I give Alex before his interviews: be yourself.
Jennifer: You must think I'm the biggest jerk in the world!
Mallory: As long as Alex is around, you're not even the biggest jerk in this house.
Jennifer: Do you want to go to the Cleveland Indians game with me tomorrow night?
Mallory: Oh-h-h, I'd love to! What time's kickoff?