Buddy: We have to be convincing. Uh... Maybe we should hold hands, OK?
Rob: How can I eat pizza if we're holding hands?
Buddy: Did you come here to eat, or did you come here to make Sandy jealous?
Rob: Right. I wish you'd brought that up before I ordered a large pizza.
Willie: You should see 'em, Dad. They even dress alike.
Doug: So do the Chicago Cubs.