Nancy: Oh! Bet you can't do that and chew gum at the same time.
Willie: You're probably right. I'm just good at simple tasks... like cooking, and waxing the floors, and acting as a cover for my sister...
Willie: What was I supposed to do if Lois had come out of the bathroom while you and Tom were making out in the kitchen... yell "Fire!" and push her out into the garden?