Fantasy Island

Roarke: Well Tattoo, how's our mail order haberdasherer this morning? Tattoo: Very good Boss. Do I have a great bargain for you. How would you like a gray cashmere suit for only $43.00? Roarke: Forty-three dollars? Tattoo: Yes. Roarke: For cashmere? Tattoo: Yes. Roarke: How could you possibly sell at that price? Tattoo: We work on a very low margin. For only a few dollars you can get all the extras. It's all right in here, look. Roarke: Tattoo your company considers buttons, pockets and sleeves as extras? Tattoo: No that was my idea. I call that the low sales approach. Roarke: Oh I see. Well tell me what would the suit cost with such frills as zippers, lapels and pant legs. Tattoo: That all depends Boss, if you want lapel and sleeves on both sides or not. Roarke: (testy reply) I consider this incident closed.