Mr. Roarke: Tattoo, (rolling his eyes) Tattoo.
Tattoo: Boss right here.
Mr. Roarke: Tattoo is that really you.
Tattoo: Yes Boss. I really fool don't I.
Mr. Roarke: Oh you certainly did, but may I ask what you are doing inside a fire hydrant.
Tattoo: I'm camouflaged.
Mr. Roarke: Camouflage, of course, but may I ask why you want to camouflage yourself as a fire hydrant.
Tattoo: I'm taking a course on how to become a secret agent.
Mr. Roarke: A secret agent.
Tattoo: Lesson number 1: How to be seen without being seen.
Mr. Roarke: Truly amazing.
Tattoo: You love it Boss, right, wait till you see the others. I've got millions of them.
Mr. Roarke: (Roarke's face drops) I can hardly wait.