Fantasy Island

Season 2 Episode 1

The Homecoming / The Sheikh

Aired Saturday 10:00 PM Sep 16, 1978 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • Roarke: Hello Tattoo.
      Tattoo: Oh hi Boss.
      Roarke: Oh are we still filled with our self pity.
      Tattoo: Well it comes and goes, you know, if you were my size you would understand.
      Roarke: Sit down for a moment. My dear friend don't you realize that the world is filled with people who are too short or too tall, or their ears or nose or eyes or their feet are too big or too small. That's the marvelous thing about us, that everyone of us, in his own special way is unique.
      Tattoo: But you don't understand Boss, nobody takes me seriously. When I wink at a girl, they don't even smile. When I balance your book, you don't even pay attention. I'm small and the world is built for people your size.
      Roarke: And if I could change for all time the world to your size I would.
      Tattoo: Thank you Boss, but it would not work. You see then my best friend would be too big and I wouldn't want that to happen to you.