Fantasy Island

Mr. Simpson: It's just so embarassing, Mr. Roarke, even my best friends don't want me around. Tattoo: You mean you steal from your friends. Mr. Simpson: I can't help it, naturally when I realize what I have done, I return the stuff, if it's valuable I give them cash too, double the amount of whatever I stole is worth. But my friends are getting a little tired of my habit, so am I. Mr. Roarke: Now tell me, Mr. Simpson, just what happens when this urge to steal overcomes you. Mr. Simpson: Well first of all, I only steal things that are shiny. Mr. Roarke: Shiny? Mr. Simpson: Yeah I see something shiny then I freeze up for a second and this boing sound goes round in my head. Tattoo: Boing sound? Mr. Simpson: Next thing I know I've stolen something again. I've tried everything Mr. Roarke, nothing works you gotta help me. Mr. Roarke: Well I can't guarantee that I can cure you Mr. Simpson, but I will do everything in my power to help you cure yourself. Mr. Simpson: That's all I'm asking. Mr. Roarke: Very well, in the meantime I will assign Tattoo to stay with you, shall we say keep him out of trouble. Oh a Mr. Simpson, my pen if you please. Mr. Simpson: I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself. Mr. Roarke: Thank you, have a nice day."