Tattoo: I'm sorry to be late, but my britches keep falling down.
Roarke: I want to ask why your wearing that rather bizarre outfit.
Tattoo: Oh Boss, think, Miss Vera Templeton, the millionaire lady who owns Moon Madness Cosmetics is coming to Fantasy Island, right.
Roarke: Indeed she is Tattoo.
Tattoo: And she's going to film a lipstick commercial.
Tattoo: So maybe she's going to need a director. And who is the most terrifyingly talented and experienced film maker on the island?
Roarke: Tattoo you've been fantasizing again.
Tattoo: Boss do you know a better place to do so?