Fantasy Island

Mr. Roarke: Good morning Tattoo, oh isn't it a glorious day. Tattoo: If you say so. (Chester the chimpanzee comes running over to Tattoo) Sit. Mr. Roarke: Tattoo, why on Earth is Chester dressed like a convict? Tattoo: Because he's a thief and by dressing him in a thief's outfit, I'm trying to teach him how not to steal. Mr. Roarke: But Tattoo, Chester is only a chimpanzee. Tattoo: I know that, Boss but remember last year when I teach him how to play checkers and he beat everybody on the Island, right. Mr. Roarke: Right and I am fully ready to admit that you are a wonderful teacher and Chester is a very clever animal, but the point is he is an animal and checkers is a game. The sense of right and wrong is an abstract, Tattoo, a thought process far beyond his capabilities consequently he could never grasp that concept which means he could never really be a thief. Don't you see. Tattoo: But Boss, even though he steals my car every night. Mr. Roarke: He's merely having fun. Tattoo: Oh maybe your right even though he stole your beautiful ivory chess set last night. Mr. Roarke: He did what! Tattoo: I found a couple of pieces in his room and I think he also ate a couple. Mr. Roarke: Why that dirty little thief!