Fantasy Island

Roarke: Do I understand you are graduating from something Tattoo. Tattoo: No Boss, it's a new thing I have of making diplomas for fifty bucks. I can make anybody a PHD in anything they want. Roarke: Your running a diploma mill? Tattoo: Well Boss, I thought it would bring some class to the island. I'm running a special today, for ten bucks a piece, I can make you a bachelor degree. (Chester the chimpanzee shows up in his graduation robe) Roarke: Now wait a minute your making Chester a doctor. Tattoo: Don't worry Boss he cannot practice yet. He owes me thirty pounds of banana for his tuition. Roarke: Our guests are waiting Tattoo.

Tattoo: I know what her fantasy is. Roarke: What? Tattoo: She wants to beat up Hooligan Hanreddy without the referee stopping her. Roarke: Hooligan Hanreddy? Tattoo: Yeah, she's Rowdy's worst enemy. She's a terrible woman. She skates for the Cleveland Comandos. Roarke: I see. Well I'm happy to say that Rowdy wants something very different. Her fantasy for the weekend is to be a lady, Tattoo.