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And an incomplete collection of DVD covers and disc labels

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And here's some fanart.

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For anyone compiling their own collection of the show their own collection. here's a PDF episode guide from Traktv.com, a Complete list of cast and crew from IMDB, and one version of the theme song.
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Farscape is arguably the most quotable sci-fi series ever, the better part uttered by reluctant saviour of the universe, Commander John Crichton. Chricton was also prone to assigning nicknames to friends, enemies, and aquaintances with reckless abandon. These are just a few ...

Rygel: Sparky, Buckwheat, Guido, Napolean, Fluffy, Spanky, Slug man
Dargo: D, Big D, Big Fella, Rock, Rastaman, Tentacle Boy
Scorpio: Grasshopper, Bob, Nosferatu, Harvey, Scorpi, Scorpi Sue, Cadaver
Chiana: Chi, Pip, Grey, Miss Kitty
Grayza: Commander cleavage, The grand chancelorette, The grand peacekeeper bitch, Lucy
Sikozu: Sputnik, Miss Britannica, Goldilocks
Jool: Princess, Red, Doc
Zhan; Blue, Big Blue,
Crais: Peackeeper Barbie, Captain Crunch
Stark: Astro,
War Minister Akhna: Minnie Pearl, Lady MacBeth
Aeryn: Chricton wouldn't dare give her a nickname although he has called her Baby, Babe, Sweetheart, and Honey, while they were on speaking terms.

As for bon mots, they could fill a book. Here's part of the first chapter. Feel free to chime in with your favoutites.

Chricton (To Aeryn): Those are my underwear!
Aeryn (looking inside the waistband): What's it say?
Chricton: Calvin.
Aeryn: Then they're not yours.
(s01e13)
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Chricton: That was my first death.
(s02e06)
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Chricton (To Scorpius): Silver bullet? Kryptonite? Buffy? What's it gonna take to keep you in the grave?
(s04e05)
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John Crichton: Ah, screw it. But I am not Kirk, Spock, Luke, Buck, Flash, or Arthur frelling Dent. I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas.
(s04e11)
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John Crichton: How do you say 'we're screwed' in your native tongue?
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General Ka D'Argo: I am a full-blooded Luxan, and ladies, I have so much cash in my pocket that I can assure you that the three of us will crawl out of here on our hands and knees come sunrise tomorrow morning ... [laughs]... I've been arrested for saying exactly the same thing on four different planets.
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John Crichton: I love waiting to see how things go South.
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Aeryn Sun: What happened?
John Crichton: [a little stoned] : Molnon and I were having a pissing contest... I won.
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Sikozu: Sarcasm, the hallmark of the subeducated.
(s04e01)
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John Crichton: Bill Gates can't guarantee Windows. How can you guarantee my safety?
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Dominar Rygel XVI: When a woman, whether she's a wife, a lover, or a slave you've purchased to be a wife or lover, leaves you repeatedly... take the hint.
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Chricton: It's so perfect it makes my teeth ache.
Aeryn: That's from all the sincerity.
(s01e13)
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Aeryn (to Chricton): You are the most bizarre creature I have ever met.
(s01e13)
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Chriton: Slicker than snot!
Aeryn: My microbes had to have translated that wrongly.
Chriton: Southern metaphors darlin'. You haven't heard the half of them.
(s01e12)
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[Chriton pulls Aeryn away from a falling beam and lands on top of her]
Chriton: Are you OK?
Aeryn: Yes, you?
Christon: Yeah, just ... peachy.
Aeryn (after a pause, Chricton still on top of her): Are you comfortable? Can I get you a pillow?
(s01e12)
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Dargo (Counting seconds based on Chrichton's advice): One Mippippi, two Mippippi, three Mippippi ...
(s01e17)
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Rygel (during yet another threat of Moya exploding): Shall I disrobe so that it's memorable?
(s01e17)
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Stark: Friend or foe! Friend or foe!
Rygel: Will you shut up! Of course it's a foe. We have no friends.
(S03E10)
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Alien: How do I know that one of you is not infected? That this is not the riders' plan?
Dargo: It's not. Believe me. This plan is so bad it could only be ours.
(S03E09)
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Dargo: As John once said, I would rather go down in a swing.
Chricton (whispered aside): Swinging ... you'd rather go down swinging.
(s02e01)
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War Minister Akhna: I promise you, you will never be re-united with your baby.
Aeryn Sun: I'm sure your mother wished for the same thing.
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Chricton: I can't believe I left a nuclear bomb in an elevator.
Chianna: It's OK. You've done worse.
(S04E21)
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Chricton: Well you at least know how to get where we're going, right?
Dargo: No.
Crichton: Well, go faster then.
(S04E21)
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Chricton: If this is some kind of sick experiment, I'm billing them for therapy.
(S0209)
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Chricton: I can't do it. I'm not smart enough, I'm not fast enough, I'm not alien enough and, believe it or not, there are people in the universe who don't like me.
(S04E22)
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Graza: You must be the infamous John Chricton.
Chricton (holding a gun on Graza: Infamous? Two points, commandant. One, your boy here has made a lot of promises you should keep because, two, when my friends are threatened, I am infamous for making really stupid moves. Yes?
Aeryn: Uh Hunh.

Chricton: Damn. I gotta stop pointing guns at people.

(S03E20)
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Aeryn (to a would-be suitor): Now, don't feel bad, it's not you, it's me. I ... don't like you.

Bracca (to Chricton): You're insane!
Chricton: You just figured that out now? I thought that was common knowledge.

Aeryn's suitor: Emotional pain, you wear like a badge, it means you've been there, and it can't get calloused, because each fresh pain stings like the first.

(S02E12)
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