From Season 3:
Crichton: "Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? D'Argo, tell them who their daddy is!
D'Argo: I'm your daddy!
Syfy (ended 2004)
From: Won't be fooled again
Crais (to John): You have the right to the remains of a silent attorney. If you cannot afford one, tough noogies! You can make one phone call. I recommend Trixie 976-555-LOVE. Do you understand these rights as I have explained them to you? Well, do you, punk??
Crais: Then I can't arrest you!
So many favourite quotes but I love what D'argo says in 'Lava's a many splendored thing' after John explains his plan to get past the bad guys shields
"That's your plan? To hit him with a rock!??"
This is the one... from the episode on the space station.
Rygel- Are you ready to die in a cleansing Ramming?!
All also like the wonders I see thing from the later seasons theme song
Rygel: Crithon, what did you do?
John: what did you tell me to do sparky. Make the wormhol weapon john, make the goddamn wormhol weapon so we can all have peace.
Rygel: If its the biggest blackhole, then it is fit for a dominar.
First, there are way too many great quotes in Farscape to narrow it down just one, but here is one that I'll never forget.
In the Season 2 episode "Look at the Princess, Part 2: I Do, I Think", at the end, when John has married the princess and is about to be transformed into a statue for 80 cycles, D'Argo comes to him and the following exchange takes place:
D'Argo: "The time has come for farewells, my friend."
John: "Ahh, this is not happening. Just feel free to wake me up any time, D'Argo."
D'Argo: "Well now I can only speak truth. And that comes as good and bad news."
John: "Alright, give me the bad news first."
D'Argo: "The bad new is that you're married, and you must endure as a statue for 80 cycles in a strange world."
John: "What's the good news?"
D'Argo: "Chiana and I are having fantastic sex." Followed by both of them laughing loudly as John becomes a statue.
There are so many great quotes from the series, but I laughed so hard at this interaction. It showed how deep their friendship had become, and the closeness these two diverse beings from dramatically different species now shared. They were bonded like brothers, and that bond remained for the rest of the series. And at the same time it was absolutely hilarious! How I miss Ka D'Argo!
Chricton: Slicker 'n' snot.
Aeryn: My micobes had to have translated that wrong.
Aeryn: Merry Frelling Christmas.
Chrichton: Can I get a 'hell yeah'?
Crowd: Hell, yeah!
Aeryn: Have you got an axe?
Chrichton: Yeah, why?
Aeryn: I'm going to hack my foot off.
Some shows can go a whole season without quotes like these! FS had at least one an episode!