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Favorite Farscape Quote?

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    sistersun

    [21]Feb 22, 2007
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    From 'Eat Me':

    Jool: You know, we don't have weapons on our planet; we don't have violence; we don't have war!
    Chiana: (Smacking Jool hard)
    Jool: What the frell?! (and smacks Chiana back, equally hard)
    Chiana:(landing another blow): See! Violence. You'll get the hang of it.

    And this, from the same episode:

    Kaarvok: (Speaking to D'Argo) As you can see, once you've been twinned about 30 or 40 times, you're not much good for conversation...not that you're especially witty right now.
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    morganblin

    [22]Feb 25, 2007
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    Just watched 'We're So Screwed part 2', and remembered it's one of my favourite episodes cause it's got some great quotes:

    Crichton: Can I have one riot, well done, hold the mayo.

    Vakali: (about John) You're crazy!
    Aeryn: Isn't it fun?

    Crichton: (after being interupted 'getting it on' with Aeryn in the flower chamber) Why is there never enough time?

    Crichton: Some Charrids got off, then we got on, then we got off...well, we tried to get off.


    Edited on 02/25/2007 10:46pm
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    ravenandy

    [23]Mar 3, 2007
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    from PKW's
    John: " No we're the band and it looks like Kiss was your opening act."
    D'Argo: " Frell, I'm in the wrong band."

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    pirate_jenny

    [24]Mar 5, 2007
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    From Bad Timing 4x22

    (returning from earth in the attempt to close the bubble)

    John: That scares the hell out of me...

    From the first moment I laid eyes on you, I could never see the end

    Aeryn: What scares me is I always could

    Edited on 03/05/2007 6:09pm
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    misstrious

    [25]Mar 6, 2007
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    My all time favourite quote has to be from Hidden Memory:

    Stark:Who is she?

    Crichton: That...is the radiant Aeryn Sun

    ......Heaven

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    morganblin

    [26]Mar 6, 2007
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    From PKWs -

    Crichton: (to the baby) Your mother was right.
    Aeryn: Your mother's always right.
    Crichton: You'll get used to that

    and also-

    Aeryn: Shooting makes me feel better!
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    Wizadora97

    [27]Oct 11, 2007
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    One of my favourite quotes has go to be from Jool "You made me drink piss" and then spits out her drink and she starts laughing.

    Jonh: Along came A Spider, Exploded Beside Her.

    Aeryn: "Is that it? Oh, don't stop. Why don't you make another speech, you self-important, deficient little man! All you ever do is talk! Your father was the hero, you know. He did things. You're just a test monkey that screwed up your first experiment!"

    D'argo: "That's it? that your plan, to hit him with a rock, when they are wearing these shield things".

    John: What the hell is this?
    Zhaan: Heat-deflecting paste. You'll burn up in there without it.
    John: It smells like puke.
    Zhaan: I pre-digested it to increase its potency.
    John: It's puke?

    Edited on 10/12/2007 5:09am
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    knuckelhead

    [28]Oct 13, 2007
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    John - " I takes me 10 minutes to figure out how to open the door! "

    Farscape ftw ^^
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    Crais_luvr

    [29]Oct 14, 2007
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    From Season 3 Into the Lion's Den Pt. 1(John to Scorpius)

    "... geez why are you b*tching at me like we are married Scorpi Sue?"

    From Season 3 Into the Lion's Den Pt. 2 (Crais to Scorpius)

    "Scorpius... I am standing in your heart and am about to squeeze..."

    Edited on 10/14/2007 7:36am
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    mingo59

    [30]Oct 15, 2007
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    Any quote from "Crackers don't matter" but the "Human's are superior" and "my eyes are blue ..." quotes cracks *ahem* me up every time!
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    HallowHearted

    [31]Oct 17, 2007
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    John: Hasta la vista, baby!
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    HallowHearted

    [32]Oct 17, 2007
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    What the frell?
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    mordreut

    [33]Oct 18, 2007
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    Episode 3x22: Dog with two bones

    (Aeryn)

    We're in the hands of fate now.

    We have to trust in that.

    Fly safe.

    Good bye, John Crichton.

    Edited on 10/18/2007 1:20pm
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    HallowHearted

    [34]Oct 18, 2007
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    Crichton (to Aeryn): Aeryn, there's something I should tell you.

    Aeryn (to Crichton): Not now!

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    HallowHearted

    [35]Oct 18, 2007
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    Crichton: Oh, Dargo! That feels sooo good!

    Dargo: *slurp* slurp*

    Crichton: Oh yeah, just like that!

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    Observant820

    [36]Oct 26, 2007
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    Crichton - "Meet the new boss. Not quite the same as the old boss"

    holy crap there is so much good writing in this show. That puke one was hillarious.

    Edited on 10/26/2007 7:13pm
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    lowriderz95s10

    [37]Nov 1, 2007
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    Rygl: I'm nobody's puppet.

    John: Back up or the white boy gets it.

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    jinx7985

    [38]Nov 17, 2007
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    I remember D'Argo saying to someone "Do NOT make me tongue you."

    god i love that show.

    Oh, and the one where Zhaan died, I think the episode was called "Wait for the wheel". Just the "wait for the wheel" thing was quite nice, i remember.

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    LorelaiSookie

    [39]Aug 7, 2008
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    2 words, Frell , Scorpi

    i laugh when i hear them....im amused very easily

    John: "Welcome to the Federation Starship SS Buttcrack." i laughed so hard i cried, i cried harder when my sister threw the remote at me for laughing to loud

    Rygel: I never run away. I... strategically maneuver.

    John: D'Argo, you couldn't break wind right now

    John [he has all the bestest lines doesnt he?]: You want to have a mid-life crisis? Fine, ditch the firm, head off to Maui, shack up with a supermodel, but you don't get the keep the Porsche. not sure what episode this is form but i think its to Crais about Taylon

    Scorpi :There are vast areas of your brain that are filled with nothing but... gibberish.
    John :That would be high school.

    chiana: Cheekan zoop? [quoting john 'chiken soup']

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    LorelaiSookie

    [40]Aug 7, 2008
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    :O i forgot one!

    harvey [scorpi clone in johns brain]: i long for the dumpster

    hehe

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