Syfy (ended 2004)
From Bad Timing 4x22
(returning from earth in the attempt to close the bubble)
John: That scares the hell out of me...
From the first moment I laid eyes on you, I could never see the end
Aeryn: What scares me is I always could
One of my favourite quotes has go to be from Jool "You made me drink piss" and then spits out her drink and she starts laughing.
Jonh: Along came A Spider, Exploded Beside Her.
Aeryn: "Is that it? Oh, don't stop. Why don't you make another speech, you self-important, deficient little man! All you ever do is talk! Your father was the hero, you know. He did things. You're just a test monkey that screwed up your first experiment!"
D'argo: "That's it? that your plan, to hit him with a rock, when they are wearing these shield things".
John: What the hell is this?
Zhaan: Heat-deflecting paste. You'll burn up in there without it.
John: It smells like puke.
Zhaan: I pre-digested it to increase its potency.
John: It's puke?
From Season 3 Into the Lion's Den Pt. 1(John to Scorpius)
"... geez why are you b*tching at me like we are married Scorpi Sue?"
From Season 3 Into the Lion's Den Pt. 2 (Crais to Scorpius)
"Scorpius... I am standing in your heart and am about to squeeze..."
Crichton - "Meet the new boss. Not quite the same as the old boss"
holy crap there is so much good writing in this show. That puke one was hillarious.
I remember D'Argo saying to someone "Do NOT make me tongue you."
god i love that show.
Oh, and the one where Zhaan died, I think the episode was called "Wait for the wheel". Just the "wait for the wheel" thing was quite nice, i remember.
2 words, Frell , Scorpi
i laugh when i hear them....im amused very easily
John: "Welcome to the Federation Starship SS Buttcrack." i laughed so hard i cried, i cried harder when my sister threw the remote at me for laughing to loud
Rygel: I never run away. I... strategically maneuver.
John: D'Argo, you couldn't break wind right now
John [he has all the bestest lines doesnt he?]: You want to have a mid-life crisis? Fine, ditch the firm, head off to Maui, shack up with a supermodel, but you don't get the keep the Porsche. not sure what episode this is form but i think its to Crais about Taylon
Scorpi :There are vast areas of your brain that are filled with nothing but... gibberish.
John :That would be high school.
chiana: Cheekan zoop? [quoting john 'chiken soup']