Father of the Pride

Larry: Big daddy's home and he's ready for lovin'. It may be 9 o'clock in New York, but right here, it's mountin' time.

(Siegried & Roy approach an orangutan and chimpanzee walking in the other direction) Chimpanzee: Oh God, this is so awkward. Siegfried: Oh, hello. Chimpanzee: What was I thinking? Office romances never work.

(A distraught Foo-Lin dives and gets stuck in a window) Foo-Lin: Don't look at my ass! This is humiliating!

Larry: We need to talk about you and Kate. Nelson: Ugh, it sickens me that's she lain beneath you. That's how it works, right? I mean, I might need to know for later. Larry: Look, Nelson, I think you might be a little confused here. Nelson: Oh yeah? Well, I might not know how to tango, but I know how to man-dance. Bring it, meat! Come on, you want some of this? (snarls) Larry: (laughs) Damn it, you're too adorable! (raises his paw to Nelson) Nelson: Don't hurt me. I can't take a punch. Fat has a lot of nerve endings.

Larry: Look, this isn't as hard as you think. You just need a hook-- something about you that makes you special. Nelson: I can rap. Larry: What? Nelson: I could make up a rap about her and then lay it on her... Larry: Under no circumstances should you bust a rhyme.

Nelson: Hi, I'm Nelson. Kate: Nelson? I thought your name was Bong Bong. Nelson: Bong Bong? Oh, that's my slave name.

Foo-Lin: Mr. Right's the only man who loves me. Aren't you, Mr. Right? Boodgie, boodgie, boo! Mr. Right: (mouthing to Larry) Help me!