Father Ted

And God Created Woman

Season 1, Episode 5, Aired 5/19/95

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A blossoming romance between Father Ted and steamy novelist Polly Clarke threatens to come between a group of visiting nuns and their favourite priest. Among other things, Ted delivers an entire service in a matter of milliseconds, and becomes involved in an armed robbery.

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Dermot Morgan

Father Ted
Ardal O'Hanlon

Dougal Maguire
Frank Kelly

Jack Hackert

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good episode with some good laughs

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By danideathstrike, May 30, 2006 Report Abuse

"And Created woman" see's saucy novelist come to Craggy Island. Ted goes to a book signing and then the author reveals that she is coming to write her next novel on the island. Ted thinks that the author has fallen for him, but is largely mistaken. Queue unexpected visits from Nuns, missed masses, and "I shot J.R" Tom. This is a good episode, but is not one of my favourite storylines. Many laughs come form Jack and Dougal when the Nuns arrive, and when Mrs Doyle tells Ted about the Novelist's books. Overall a good episode with some good laughs. 8 out of 10.
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- In the scene where Mrs. Doyle is telling Ted about the profanity in the book, several of the swears were not in the original script but were introduced by Pauline McLynn during filming. You can see Dermot Morgan trying not to laugh at her last line "Ride me sideways", which he hadn't been expecting. Edit
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- (Tom has just robbed the Craggy Island Post Office) Ted: You're not up to your old tricks again, are you Tom? Tom: No, Father. 'Tis my money. I just didn't want to fill out the forms. Edit
- (Mrs. Doyle rolls Father Jack into the living room on his wheelchair. He sees that there are nuns in the room) Father Jack: Nuns! Nuns! Reverse! Reverse! Edit
- Mrs. Doyle: You get your effin' bollocks out of my face! Edit
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