In the scene where Mrs. Doyle is telling Ted about the profanity in the book, several of the swears were not in the original script but were introduced by Pauline McLynn during filming. You can see Dermot Morgan trying not to laugh at her last line "Ride me sideways", which he hadn't been expecting.
(Tom has just robbed the Craggy Island Post Office) Ted: You're not up to your old tricks again, are you Tom? Tom: No, Father. 'Tis my money. I just didn't want to fill out the forms.
(Mrs. Doyle rolls Father Jack into the living room on his wheelchair. He sees that there are nuns in the room) Father Jack: Nuns! Nuns! Reverse! Reverse!
Mrs. Doyle: You get your effin' bollocks out of my face!
Sister Assumpta: (after Ted's incredibly short mass) We might not be coming back next year. They say Father Clippit does a good long mass. Three hours he does, on a good night. Since his stroke. That's value for money!
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