Are You Right There, Father Ted?

Season 3, Episode 1, Aired
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Ted finally escapes to a new posting at Castlelawn Parochial House, Dublin, with civilised company and frequent jaunts to Paris. Unfortunately a slight misunderstanding over some expenses sends Ted back to his old compadres on the isalnd. After a spot of lad's housecleaning results in Ted being mistakenly tarred as a racist, Ted holds a celebration of Chinese culture to clear his name (though 'Kung Fu Fighting' might not have been an inspired choice of soundtrack). Just when it looks like a happy ending might be in store, a mix-up over some soft furnishings and Nazi memorabilia leaves the Chinese community with a sweet'n'sour taste in the mouth.moreless
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    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions

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      • In 1999 this episode "Are you alright there, Father Ted" won Bronze Rose at "Rose d'Or Light Entertainment Festival" Edit
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      • Reynaldo the Hampster, and his bicycle, became Dougal's pet after Ted left Craggy Island. Edit
      • When this episode originally aired, Channel 4 dedicated the episode in memory of Dermot Morgan. Edit
      • This episode was originally to air 8th March 1998, however in respect of the death of Dermot Morgan it was held back a week. Edit
    • Quotes

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      • Mrs.Carberry: Fecking Greeks! Colm: It isn't the Greeks, it's the Chinese he's after. Father Ted: I'm not after the Chinese! Mrs.Carberry:I don't care who he gets as long as I can have a go at the Greeks. They invented gayness! Edit
      • Ted: That's right, Dougal. You see, ordinary shops sell what look like black socks, but if you look closely, you'll see that they're very, very, very, very, very, very, very dark blue. Dougal:: That's true. I thought my uncle Tommy was wearing black socks, but when I looked at them closely, they were just very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very dark blue. Ted:: Never buy black socks from a normal shop. (whispers) They shaft you every time! (Dougal looks worried) Edit
      • Ted: How long has Father Jack been living in there? Dougal: Uh, he started just a few days after you left. Ted: Maybe he's agoraphobic? Dougal: Jack scared of fighting? I don't think so, Ted. Edit
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      • Ted sings "I am Chinese if you please", a paraphrasing of "The Siamese Cat Song" from the Disney film Lady and the Tramp Edit
      • At the beginning of this episode Ted is divying up the masses with the other priest at Castlelawn. This is a reference to Good Luck, Father Ted the very first episode when he was trying to divy up the masses with Father Jack. However Jack was less agreeable then the priests at Castlelawn. Edit
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