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Sergeant Deegan: God, this reminds me of Vietnam.
Ted: Were you in Vietnam, Sergeant?
Sergeant Deegan: Ah, no no, I mean, you know, the films.
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Dougal: Wait a minute...you're Elvis as well!
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Dougal: Sorry Ted. I'm not very good at making decisions...or am I?
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Dougal: I've never met a celebrity before.
Ted:: You met the Pope
Dougal: Did I?
Ted: Yes, do you not remember that time we were in Rome?
Dougal: That was the Pope?
That old fella living in the art gallery?
Ted:: The Vatican, Dougal! The Vatican!
Dougal: Still, he's not a celebrity in the true sense of the word.
Ted: He's God's representative on Earth, Dougal!
Dougal: You'd think he'd be taller.
Ted: You mean like a giant?
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Dougal: (after Henry Sellers jumps out the window) It's true what they say, you should never meet your heroes, you'll only be disappointed.