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Favourite Dougal Moments

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    hollacious

    [1]Aug 22, 2007
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    Come on spill, I love dougals 'stupid moments' and I know you guys do too, what are your favourites?

    I love it on episode 'The Plague' when Dougal keeps calling Bishop Brennan, Len "You address me by my proper title, you little bollock!"

    Brilliant

    I also love it when they're on the mainland and he keeps trying to order food at the police station!

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    hollacious

    [2]Aug 22, 2007
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    This is also another classic 'Dougal moment'

    Father Ted Crilly: Ah, Sister Assumpta!
    Sr. Assumpta: Hello Father!
    Father Ted Crilly: Dougal, Dougal, do you remember Sister Assumpta?
    Father Dougal McGuire: Er, no.
    Father Dougal McGuire: She was here last year! And then we stayed with her in the convent, back in Kildare. Do you remember it? Ah, you do! And then you were hit by the car when you went down to the shops for the paper. You must remember all that? And then you won a hundred pounds with your lottery card? Ah, you must remember it, Dougal!
    [Dougal shakes his head]
    Sr. Assumpta: And weren't you accidentally arrested for shoplifting? I remember we had to go down to the police station to get you!... And the police station went on fire? And you had to be rescued by helicopter?
    Father Ted Crilly: Do you remember? You can't remember any of that? The helicopter! When you fell out of the helicopter! Over the zoo! Do you remember the tigers?
    [Dougal shakes his head some more]
    Father Ted Crilly: You don't remember? You were wearing your blue jumper.
    Father Dougal McGuire: Ah, Sister Assumpta!

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    hateater27

    [3]Nov 6, 2007
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    When Dougal buys a toy telephone and he thinks it's a "joke telephone".

    Ted: Dougal, its a toy that people buy their dogs for birthdays.
    Dougal: Ah, no Ted, its a joke telephone.
    Ted: Why do you think the dog looks so happy? (Pointing to the dog on the packet.) He's happy because somebody has given him a toy telephone.
    Dougal: No, Ted, he's happy because somebody tried to make a call on the joke telephone.

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    Dilipo

    [4]Feb 8, 2008
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    The whole spider baby thing was very funny
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    Edie-Britt-92

    [5]Jun 2, 2008
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    hollacious wrote:
    This is also another classic 'Dougal moment'Father Ted Crilly: Ah, Sister Assumpta!
    Sr. Assumpta: Hello Father!
    Father Ted Crilly: Dougal, Dougal, do you remember Sister Assumpta?
    Father Dougal McGuire: Er, no.
    Father Dougal McGuire: She was here last year! And then we stayed with her in the convent, back in Kildare. Do you remember it? Ah, you do! And then you were hit by the car when you went down to the shops for the paper. You must remember all that? And then you won a hundred pounds with your lottery card? Ah, you must remember it, Dougal!
    [Dougal shakes his head]
    Sr. Assumpta: And weren't you accidentally arrested for shoplifting? I remember we had to go down to the police station to get you!... And the police station went on fire? And you had to be rescued by helicopter?
    Father Ted Crilly: Do you remember? You can't remember any of that? The helicopter! When you fell out of the helicopter! Over the zoo! Do you remember the tigers?
    [Dougal shakes his head some more]
    Father Ted Crilly: You don't remember? You were wearing your blue jumper.
    Father Dougal McGuire: Ah, Sister Assumpta!

    Ahahahah! That was brilliant!

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    blackeyedhippy

    [6]Sep 14, 2008
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    haha yeah the sister assumpta was great
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    zampognaro

    [7]Mar 10, 2009
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    Dougal (Reading the paper): Ted! Clint Eastwood got arrested ... no, wait it's a film.
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