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Season 2, Episode 1, Aired Mar 08, 1996

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Ted, Dougal and Jack go on an all-expenses-spared holiday to Kilkelly Caravan Park. They meet a young couple, and are soon in trouble with the police. Entertainment comes in the shape of St Kevin's Stump and the Magic Road. Father Jack goes missing; Father Noel Furlong and his youth group turn up to put the final nail in the coffin of the holiday.moreless

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Graham Norton

Fr. Noel Furlong
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Pat Shortt

Tom
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Liam Hayden

Mr. Gleason

Dermot Morgan

Father Ted
Ardal O'Hanlon

Dougal Maguire
Frank Kelly

Jack Hackert
Pauline McLynn

Mrs. Doyle

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Fathers Ted, Dougal and Jack go on holiday in a god-forsaken caravan park near a whopping total of TWO points of interest nearby.

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By red_kira, Nov 06, 2009

Best Father Ted episode EVER. Not only is the title absolutely perfect, but this episode containts both of my favorite lines - Mrs. Doyle's "They've got cocaine in 'em!" and Ted's "These here are small - those out there are far away."

When Ted and Jack and Dougal attempt an amusing vacation, they fail utterly - well, Ted and Dougal fail utterly. Father Jack goes missing and ends up on a yacht with gorgeous women and plenty of drink. Ted and Dougal get stuck in a wretchedly tiny caravan with no games, no tea, horrendous weather, and an unwelcome visitor - the fabulously antic Graham Norton as a hyper-active youth pastor who leads his little flock in river dancing 'til dawn.

Add complications with a fellow vacationer and his wife and a giant lorry full of human waste, and you've got TV magic.moreless
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Dougal, Ted and Jack go for a caravan holiday where some weird things happen!! Fantastic episode!!

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By StEpHaNiE2007, May 06, 2007

This is one of the best episodes of Father Ted and is always quoted as being the funniest.

It follows Dougal, Ted and Jack's adventures to the caravan park. What follows is a mix-up with a loved-up couple, having to share the caravan with an annoying priest and strange wonders to see.

In the most classic scene of the entire series, Ted tries to explain to Dougal about the difference in trees being small figurines and just being far away. Its a scene that still makes me laugh.

If i was to recommend an episode of Father Ted it would definatley be this one!!!! Fabulousmoreless
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- Ted: (Holding a toy cow in front of Dougal Dougal, this cow is small. (Points out of the window.) Those ones are far away. Small...Far away. (Dougal shakes his head, not understanding.)
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- Dougal: That's nearly as mad as that thing you told me about the loaves and the fishes.
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- Ted: Did you bring the travel scrabble Dougal? Dougal: I brought the normal scrabble and the travel scrabble, Ted. The travel scrabble for when we were traveling, and the normal scrabble for when we arrived! Ted: Good man! Dougal: Ah, no, wait a minute... now that I think of it I didn't bring either of them! God, I'm an awful eejit!
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- Mrs. Doyle: There's always time for a nice cup of tea. Sure, didn't the Lord himself pause for a nice cup of tea before giving himself up for the world. Ted: No, he didn't, Mrs Doyle! Mrs. Doyle: Well, whatever the equivalent they had for tea in those days, cake or something. And speaking of cake, I have cake! (She holds up a cupcake) Ted: No, thanks, Mrs. Doyle. Mrs. Doyle: Are you sure, Father? There's cocaine in it! Ted: WHAT? Mrs. Doyle: Oh, no, not cocaine. God, what am I on about? No, what d'you call them? Raisins!
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- This episode marks the first appearances of Father Noel Furlong (Graham Norton) and Father Larry Duff (Tony Guilfoyle) on the series.
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- Graham Norton (Father Noel Furlong) would go on to become a very popular chat show host in the UK
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