Father Ted

Ted: He goes mad if I'm a minute late (Father Jack is reading a newspaper called "Drink") Ted: Father Jack, your afternoon drink. (Jack lowers his newspaper and is even more hairy than ever, with very long frizzy hair and a very long beard) Ted: You know you really should get a haircut. You don't want to go too far down that "Bob Geldolf" road. Dougal: Oh Ted, that's a baaaad road. Ted: It is indeed, Dougal. And once you've gone down it, there's no coming back, as Bob himself would tell you. Ha ha ha."