Ted: He goes mad if I'm a minute late
(Father Jack is reading a newspaper called "Drink")
Ted: Father Jack, your afternoon drink.
(Jack lowers his newspaper and is even more hairy than ever, with very long frizzy hair and a very long beard)
Ted: You know you really should get a haircut. You don't want to go too far down that "Bob Geldolf" road.
Dougal: Oh Ted, that's a baaaad road.
Ted: It is indeed, Dougal. And once you've gone down it, there's no coming back, as Bob himself would tell you. Ha ha ha."
(Father Jack hits Ted on the head with his walking stick)