Felicity Season 1 Episode 20

Meghan: If they get back together I'm gonna throw up, and I'm not kidding, I'm gonna vomit on this carpet. And you can videotape it.

Guy: Where are you going?
Noel: A hypnotist.
Guy: Oh. (Pause) You know, you said that just like it was a normal answer.

Sean: What's it like living with Felicity?
Meghan: It's like living with a TV. That's always playing Little House on the Prairie. Only with more sweaters...
Sean: Anything else?
Meghan: Yeah. If Noel asks me one more time if I've seen Felicity, I'm gonna kill him! Are you listening, Mr. R.A.? Here's the answer, for the rest of your life--'I HAVEN'T SEEN FELICITY!'

Felicity: You know my pasta theory?
Noel: Yeah, I saw it was linguini. I'm sorry.

Elena: I've made some really good friends here. Felicity, for example. That's my girl. And I'm with her all the time, going through her stuff like it's mine. And when it's hard for her, it's hard for me. I can't help it.

Lynn (to Ben): What? You're a little cuter than me, but I kick your ass in the pool.

Noel: I can't believe I'm telling you this.
Sean: I know. I should've had my camera going.

Guy: But now it's this year, and I've got two tickets. And you know what that means.
Elena: Yeah. You're gonna be rejected by a whole series of girls.
Guy: Exactly!

Sean: Can you make him think water is lemon juice?
Hypnotist: Yeah. That's easy.
(Noel spits out water.)

Sean: Do you have an opinion about Felicity and Noel?
Meghan: Yeah. First of all, no one cares less than me. Second of all, GET OVER IT, Noel! She slept with an artist, it doesn't matter!