In the UK DVD boxset release, according to the booklet, this episode was written by Joss Wheldon; not Joss Whedon.
The town seems to be a closely-knit kinda community. And yet no one there seems to take it amiss when Saffron, a stranger, wanders up and "proposes" to Mal. If she had stayed in town for a while to establish her credentials, how long was she there in town while waiting for a ship to come by she could set up for a hijack?
Previously we were told that River escaped from the Academy. This episode Inara says that Saffron must have received companion training at "the Academy." The way everyone talks about it in capital letters, "The Academy" seems to be a single well-known place...that trains both psychics and companions? Otherwise referring to both training organizations as "The Academy" seems unnecessarily confusing.
Zoe: (learning that Mal's married to Saffron) Everyone should have a chance to congratulate you on your day of bliss. Mal: Bliss?!? There's no bliss, I don't know this girl! Jayne: Then can I know her?
Inara: Maybe you should think twice about letting go of Saffron, you two sound like quite a match. Mal: Maybe you're right, maybe we're soulmates. Inara: Yes, Great, I wish you hundreds of fat children.
Mal: Jayne, go play with your rainstick.
Mal: Da-shiong bao tse shr la duh too-tze! (The explosive diarrhea of an elephant!)
Zoe: She can fly this thing, why just take the shuttle? Wash: Maybe she likes shuttles. (everyone stares) Wash: Some people juggle geese!
Book: (to Mal) My apologies! You were victimized, Wash was beaten, and Inara found you here. Inara: And then I fell. My head got hurt like Wash. Mal: I don't get any of this. Inara: I only fell is all!
Mal: (groggily) Is it Christmas? Simon: Well, he's back... Mal: What happened about me...?
Mal: But she was naked and all... articulate!
Mal: Are you offering me a trade? Jayne: Trade?! Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man! It's miles more worthy than what you got! Mal: What I got? She has a name. Jayne: (holds up his gun) So does this. I call it Vera.
Mal: Um...Saffron...i-it...it ain't a question of pleasing me. It's more a question of what's...um, of what's morally right. Saffron: I do know my Bible, sir. "On the night of their betrothal, the wife shall open to the man as the furrow to the plow. And he shall work in her in and again 'til she bring him to his full and rest him then upon the sweat of her breast." Mal: Oh. Good Bible.
Mal: You have the same right as anyone else to live and try to kill people.
Kaylee: Hey! It was your big make-out session that got us into this, sir. Mal: I was poisoned. Inara: You were drugged. Jayne: That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.
Saffron: We've been wed. Aren't we to become one flesh? Mal: Well, no. Uh, we're still two fleshes here.
Mal: I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume that I'm an evil, lecherous hump. Zoe: No one is saying that, sir. Wash: Yeh, we're pretty much just giving each other significant glances and laughing incessantly.
Saffron: I'd be a good wife. Mal: Yeah, well, I'd be a terrible husband.
Jayne: You got a wife? All I got was that dumb-ass stick sounds like it's rainin'. How'd you get a wife?
Mal: Who the hell are you? Saffron: What do you mean? Mal: I think I was pretty clear, what are you doing on my boat? Saffron: You know I'm to cleave to you. Mal: To wubba who?
Jayne: I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal: How could you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne: If I could make you prettier I would. Mal: You are not the man I met a year ago.
Mal: I'm going to the special Hell.
Book: If you take sexual advantage of her you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater. Mal: What...? I am not... preacher, you got a smutty mind! Book: Perhaps I spoke out of turn. Mal:Per-maybe-haps, I'm thinking! Book: I apologize. I'll make her up a room on the passenger dorm. Mal: Good. (Book departs, then quickly pokes his head back around the corner to look at Mal) Book: The special Hell.
Mal: I wasn't looking for a fight! (Jayne confronts him with a really big gun) I always seem to find one, though.
Mal: I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.
Saffron: Are you going to kill me? Mal: Can you give me a terribly compelling reason not to?
Jayne: (about Book) One day you're going to tell us how a preacher knows so much about crime.
Wash: Okay, everybody not talking about sex, in here. Everybody else, elsewhere.
Mal: What was she after? Book: Besides molesting innocent captains?
Saffron: Would you lie with me? Inara: (as siren goes off) I think we've lied enough. Saffron: You're good. Inara: You're amazing. Who are you? Saffron: Malcolm Reynolds' widow.
Wash: I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not married, somebody not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinky.
Saffron: You're a good man. Mal: You clearly haven't been talking to anyone else on this boat.
Mal: (to Jayne) Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.
Mal: Can I come in? Inara: No. Mal: See, that's why I usually don't ask.
Zoe: (to Wash) Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?
Mal: Don't you ever stand for that sort of thing. Someone ever tries to kill you, you kill them right back.
Mal: How drunk was I last night? Jayne: I don't know - I passed out.
Wash: We'd always hoped you two'd get together. Who is she again?
Kaylee: Don't feel bad - he makes everybody cry. He's like a monster. Mal: I am not a monster!
Saffron: I don't please you? Mal: You can't please me - you've never met me.
Title "Our Mrs. Reynolds" is a play on the 1952 TV show, Our Miss Brooks.
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