ANNA: Mr. McDougal, let's be realistic. I know I don't have a case. What I do know is I have an 80-year-old client with failing health. She could live, what, another 4 or 5 years maybe? Would it really hurt you to let her live in her home until that time? Your house will probably appreciate to 5 or 6 times its current market value. You're a smart investor, why not invest in one old woman's quality of life?
MCDOUGAL: Tell the old bitch to be out by the 30th.
EVELYN: I don't want him to know.
ROY: I already know. He's gay, you think you're dying and I just want to read my paper. Is that too much to ask?
EDGAR: Are we positive we have to dress up for this thing?
MILES: It's gay people, Egg. Just be glad there's not a theme.
EDGAR: Does this shirt go with this tie?
RILEY: Well, they both have lavender in them
EDGAR: Lavender? I thought this was light blue
MILES: Looks lavender to me.
EDGAR: Hey, what color is this?