Bryce: No, seriously, that's... that's the most difficult thing about becoming a doctor, is picking the right name. I mean, take me, for instance. My real name is Marvin Goathead.
Nicole: You're an idiot.
Bryce: Really. Martin Goathead.
Nicole: Yeah, I think I like "Bryce Varley" better.
Bryce: Ah, of course you do. It sounds rugged. It's, like, a guy who eats protein bars and climbs mountains--"Dr. Bryce Varley."