Simon: Well, can I go home first, at least?
Janis: Dude, you live in a hotel.
Simon: It's got this amazing shower and it sprays water on you in all directions.
Janis: Oh, you have got to be...
Simon: And the towels--white, fluffy, warm.
Janis: Are you serious? Does that crap actually work on women?
Simon: My attempt is not to seduce but to disarm, in the physic sense.
Simon: An unstable element transforms.
Simon: I find that people are a little bit more honest when you... disarm them.