April: Who's that, Daddy?
John: Dick Clark.
April: Who's he?
John: Bob Barker's evil twin.
Micheal: Mom, can I ask you something..kinda..personal?
Elly: That's a switch.
Deanna: I like your folks, Mike.
Micheal: That's a relief.
(April wants to stay up for New Year's)
Elly: Alright, if Dad said. Dad's the one staying up.
Elly: I can't believe this is happening!
Mike: How come the burgers are so black?
John: Phil, I never thought I'd say this..
John: Sing something, will ya?
(No luck with fishing)
John: At this rate, I'd be happy with a sunfish.
Theme - The unexpected.