Forever Knight

Schanke: Move over Lorena Bobbitt! Compared to this, what Lorena did was a manicure.

Nick: I know it's a bit of a stretch. Schanke: Yeah, a stretch with a sunroof and a jacuzzi.

LaCroix: I have no taste for holiness in any of its forms. It wreaks havoc with my digestion.

Officer: There's no smoking in here, it's not healthy. Laura: Neither is lethal injection.

Schanke: People get the chair in Texas if they don't scoop up after their Chihuahua.

Schanke: You know Nick, you're killing all the romance in my life. Myra was really hot for that weekend. Nick: Fishing turns her on? Schanke: FisherMEN.

Schanke: Rule number 1: always take a look at who the victim was messing up the sheets with.