Bloo: Come and get the taste sensation that's sweeping the nation! The chocolate confection that bakes of perfection! The homemade concoction that's free of dioxins!
Bloo: What? Dioxins? (Rapidly) They're any of several carcinogenic or duratogenic tetracycic hydro-carbons that incur impurities in petroleum-derived herbicides like meat and dairy products.
Bloo: THEY'RE BAD FOR YOU!