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    tyler_friday13

    [141]Jun 14, 2007
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    Mr. Herriman: I love dogs, they're so adorable!
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    Coco94

    [142]Jun 16, 2007
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    Wilt: I'm not sorry, is that not okay?
    Cheese: Chocolate milk is disguising!
    Bloo: I'm awful at paddle-ball.
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    craziipenguin

    [143]Aug 19, 2007
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    Goo: H..e..y.. M..a..a...cc...c *speak with super slow speed*

    Mr. Herriman: I'm having a wild party, who's with me?

    Bloo: Oh there you are! my deary baby brother! *refer to Cheese*
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    Kimmi_Sango_fan

    [144]Aug 27, 2007
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    Mr.H:My dear Frankie,I want to tell you something very important

    Frankie:Sure,what's up?

    Mr.H:I'm your..your..GRANDFATHER!Your father is my son.I was Madame Foster's concubine.

    Frankie:So,you're my grandpa.

    Mr.H:Yes my little Frankie!

    Frankie:*hug*OH GRANDPA,I LOVE YOU!*hug*

    Mr.H:*hug*I LOVE YOU TO MY DEAR FRANKIE!*hug*

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    4EverGreen

    [145]Sep 10, 2007
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    Madame Foster: "Mac, I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!" Mac: "No! That's NOT TRUE! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!" Madame Foster: "Frankie is your sister!" Mac: "That's not true! That's...improbable!" Madame Foster: "And Duchess will get eaten by an Extremeosaurus." Mac: "That's...very unlikely." Madame Foster: "And as a child I imagined Coco." Mac: "Huh?" (Later) Madame Foster: "And Goo? The reason she talks so much is because she's so interested in you." Mac: "Look. If you're not going to take this seriously, I'm out of here." I always wanted to do that! Enough said, true believers!
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    articunolord

    [146]Sep 10, 2007
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    Lol..

    Wilt: That's IT! I AM NOT SORRY!!!! IF ANY ONE ASKS FOR CHIPS, THOSE B*ST*RDS CAN THEIR OWN F*CK*IN CHIPS!

    Mac: Bloo, let's have CANDAH!!!!

    Mac's Mom: Sure, Mac! Bloo can come back! Terrence won't be a problem anymore... -switches to screen with Terrencetied in a viper pit in the desert- Terrence: MAC!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Coco: I like to go on nice walks with Sirs Mac, Ed, Wilt, and Senor Herriman, and i just adore the pastries called doughnuts...

    Eduardo- I hate potatoes and puppies! -puts on gothichat- It's allspiders from here, mon cheri!

    Herriman- BREAK THE RULES!!

    Foster- Retirement homes are da BOMB!

    Francis: Chores, chores, chores, how i love CHORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    Cheese: I like orange juice!!

    Goo- -slow motion- My name is Goo, and I mean Goo...in.....the.......OCEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    twinsthatrule

    [147]Sep 11, 2007
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    Bloo: I am a big fat doofus

    Mac : Goo is my girlfriend
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    manganimefan227

    [148]Sep 11, 2007
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    twinsthatrule wrote:
    Bloo: I am a big fat doofus

    Mac : Goo is my girlfriend


    Bloo:I LOVE IT (refering to that food in Crime after Crime)
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    4EverGreen

    [149]Sep 12, 2007
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    Duchess: Mac....would you like to get married to me? You CAN'T make that stuff up! I am SUCH a riot! Enough said, true believers!
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    Hiei1314

    [150]Sep 15, 2007
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    Someone: Hey, Wilt, can you help me with this? I'm in a big hurry and really need to--

    Wilt: Hey, you know what? Shut up.

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    Eduardo: You guys really need to listen to this cool new band. Thay're called Slayer!

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    Coco: Tea!

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    Mr. Harriman: Guns N' Roses is the epitome of utmost class, and from this day on we will have "GNR Time" immediately after supper each and every night. That is all.

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    Wilt: Jaou ensatsu ken. Ensatsu, kokuryuuha!

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    Mac: And I...will be the god of the new world! I am Justice!

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    Bloo: Mac, what are you doing?

    Mac: I'm trying to lick my ear, but I can't reach it!

    Bloo: Mac, you do know that that's impossible, right?

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    4EverGreen

    [151]Sep 15, 2007
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    Bloo: "SHUT UP BERRY!" Berry: "MY NAME IS...I really hate you, do you know? That REALLY threw me OFF!" (The joke is Bloo is always forgetting Berry's name and when he DOES remember it, it really throws Berry off! ) Enough said, true believers!
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    fosterman123

    [152]Sep 18, 2007
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    cheese: bloo I don't like you!!!!!!!!!!!co's Im so smart now
    Edited on 09/18/2007 1:17pm
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    4EverGreen

    [153]Sep 19, 2007
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    Mac: "I so TOTALLY believe that aliens exist!" Bloo: "Pfft! Puh-leaze! Aliens were SO last summer!" Relax folks, I've got a MILLION more jokes like those where that one came from! Enough said, true believers!
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    Sony931

    [154]Sep 25, 2007
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    Edurado: But Blooooo, can we please do a rock band?

    Bloo: No. That's my final offer - so you lose fair and square. I hate hard rock, but looove soft rock. Unless you come up with that, you can make the band. Okay?

    Eduardo: NO! Me want hard rock. I want metal! I want punk! I want hard-rock!

    Wilt: You like rock too?

    Edurado: Ce- I mean, yes. I like it as much as potatoes!

    Wilt: Then I'll be in the circle.

    Mac: Me too.

    Coco: Me three.

    Mr. Herriman: Me four.

    Bloo: But do you guys like soft rock?

    All Of Them (Excluding Edurado): NO! WE WANT HARD ROCK!

    *pause*

    Mr. Herriman: But I sorta like soft ro-

    *Mac shoots Mr. Herriman with a gun.*

    All of Them (Excluding Mac):


    NOTE: I haven't seen Shlock Star, but I think that Bloo loves rock, and Edurado dosen't.

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    4EverGreen

    [155]Sep 27, 2007
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    Eduardo: "Can I love something else BESIDES potatoes?!" He probably does, but he'd NEVER say that! Enough said, true believers!
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    Wilt1993

    [156]Sep 27, 2007
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    Frankie: (To Wilt like a drunken moron) Hey Hottie you want to get down and dirty

    Wilt: (Drunk too) HELL YEAH!!!!!

    Mac: I really don't give a **** I want my paddle ball

    Bloo: Shhhhhh! Not in front of the kids

    Mr. H: I love breaking rules

    Eduardo: Yo I pimp slap you COCO
    Coco: SHUT UP!!!!

    Goo: I hate life and these stupid make up F@%^

    Duchess: Here FRankie let me help you

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    manganimefan227

    [157]Sep 28, 2007
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    Frankie:*Burp*

    Wilt:Good one

    Mac:Ya ya ya stop burpin like morons and give me my chocolate milk!

    Bloo:But I thought we were gonna try and break the world record ofkids by having sex all night!

    Herimine:Awsome you got yourself a hotty bloo man!

    Eguardo kicks Herimine in the shin

    CoCoanm boy you have been workin out!

    Goo:Ughh walkin is such a drag

    Dutchess:Then I shall carry you 247 Ms.Goo
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    twinsthatrule

    [158]Sep 28, 2007
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    Mac: Yo bird brain (pointing at coco) Yeah you come hear and say CoCo to my face sucka!


    Coco: I do not know what you are talking about foo!


    Goo: You do now! (beats up Coco)
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    4EverGreen

    [159]Sep 30, 2007
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    Mr. Herriman: "This is a family-friendly house and as such, we will not be discussing such things such as exuality say in front of the ids kay." Bloo: "We can understand Pig Latin you know!" (Mr. Herriman faints.) (Remember, this is a place where kids come to visit, don't be explicit! ) Enough said, true believers!
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    twinsthatrule

    [160]Oct 1, 2007
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    4EverGreen wrote:
    Mr. Herriman: "This is a family-friendly house and as such, we will not be discussing such things such as exuality say in front of the ids kay." Bloo: "We can understand Pig Latin you know!" (Mr. Herriman faints.) (Remember, this is a place where kids come to visit, don't be explicit! ) Enough said, true believers!



    How come you always say enough said, true believers? It's annoying (no offense)
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