Cartoon Network (ended 2009)
Mr.H:My dear Frankie,I want to tell you something very important
Mr.H:I'm your..your..GRANDFATHER!Your father is my son.I was Madame Foster's concubine.
Frankie:So,you're my grandpa.
Mr.H:Yes my little Frankie!
Frankie:*hug*OH GRANDPA,I LOVE YOU!*hug*
Mr.H:*hug*I LOVE YOU TO MY DEAR FRANKIE!*hug*
Wilt: That's IT! I AM NOT SORRY!!!! IF ANY ONE ASKS FOR CHIPS, THOSE B*ST*RDS CAN THEIR OWN F*CK*IN CHIPS!
Mac: Bloo, let's have CANDAH!!!!
Mac's Mom: Sure, Mac! Bloo can come back! Terrence won't be a problem anymore... -switches to screen with Terrencetied in a viper pit in the desert- Terrence: MAC!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coco: I like to go on nice walks with Sirs Mac, Ed, Wilt, and Senor Herriman, and i just adore the pastries called doughnuts...
Eduardo- I hate potatoes and puppies! -puts on gothichat- It's allspiders from here, mon cheri!
Herriman- BREAK THE RULES!!
Foster- Retirement homes are da BOMB!
Francis: Chores, chores, chores, how i love CHORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Cheese: I like orange juice!!
Goo- -slow motion- My name is Goo, and I mean Goo...in.....the.......OCEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone: Hey, Wilt, can you help me with this? I'm in a big hurry and really need to--
Wilt: Hey, you know what? Shut up.
Eduardo: You guys really need to listen to this cool new band. Thay're called Slayer!
Mr. Harriman: Guns N' Roses is the epitome of utmost class, and from this day on we will have "GNR Time" immediately after supper each and every night. That is all.
Wilt: Jaou ensatsu ken. Ensatsu, kokuryuuha!
Mac: And I...will be the god of the new world! I am Justice!
Bloo: Mac, what are you doing?
Mac: I'm trying to lick my ear, but I can't reach it!
Bloo: Mac, you do know that that's impossible, right?
Edurado: But Blooooo, can we please do a rock band?
Bloo: No. That's my final offer - so you lose fair and square. I hate hard rock, but looove soft rock. Unless you come up with that, you can make the band. Okay?
Eduardo: NO! Me want hard rock. I want metal! I want punk! I want hard-rock!
Wilt: You like rock too?
Edurado: Ce- I mean, yes. I like it as much as potatoes!
Wilt: Then I'll be in the circle.
Mac: Me too.
Coco: Me three.
Mr. Herriman: Me four.
Bloo: But do you guys like soft rock?
All Of Them (Excluding Edurado): NO! WE WANT HARD ROCK!
Mr. Herriman: But I sorta like soft ro-
*Mac shoots Mr. Herriman with a gun.*
All of Them (Excluding Mac):
NOTE: I haven't seen Shlock Star, but I think that Bloo loves rock, and Edurado dosen't.
Frankie: (To Wilt like a drunken moron) Hey Hottie you want to get down and dirty
Wilt: (Drunk too) HELL YEAH!!!!!
Mac: I really don't give a **** I want my paddle ball
Bloo: Shhhhhh! Not in front of the kids
Mr. H: I love breaking rules
Eduardo: Yo I pimp slap you COCO
Coco: SHUT UP!!!!
Goo: I hate life and these stupid make up F@%^
Duchess: Here FRankie let me help you
|Mr. Herriman: "This is a family-friendly house and as such, we will not be discussing such things such as exuality say in front of the ids kay." Bloo: "We can understand Pig Latin you know!" (Mr. Herriman faints.) (Remember, this is a place where kids come to visit, don't be explicit! ) Enough said, true believers!|