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    Sony931

    [161]Oct 3, 2007
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    twinsthatrule wrote:
    4EverGreen wrote:
    Mr. Herriman: "This is a family-friendly house and as such, we will not be discussing such things such as exuality say in front of the ids kay." Bloo: "We can understand Pig Latin you know!" (Mr. Herriman faints.) (Remember, this is a place where kids come to visit, don't be explicit! ) Enough said, true believers!
    How come you always say enough said, true believers? It's annoying (no offense)

    Yeah. (No offense, again.)


    Goo: 0101011000111010101010101010110101010101010010101011010101010--

    Mac: DUHHUHUHUH! Goo make bloopy noisy.

    Bloo: Mac, you improper beast, what I have done was lodged a voice tranquizor to make speak in technological languange. Her insensitive chatting really drove me batty you know.

    Mac: Me no stando we correcto.

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    twinsthatrule

    [162]Oct 3, 2007
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    Sony931 wrote:

    twinsthatrule wrote:
    4EverGreen wrote:
    Mr. Herriman: "This is a family-friendly house and as such, we will not be discussing such things such as exuality say in front of the ids kay." Bloo: "We can understand Pig Latin you know!" (Mr. Herriman faints.) (Remember, this is a place where kids come to visit, don't be explicit! ) Enough said, true believers!
    How come you always say enough said, true believers? It's annoying (no offense)

    Yeah. (No offense, again.)


    Goo: 0101011000111010101010101010110101010101010010101011010101010--

    Mac: DUHHUHUHUH! Goo make bloopy noisy.

    Bloo: Mac, you improper beast, what I have done was lodged a voice tranquizor to make speak in technological languange. Her insensitive chatting really drove me batty you know.

    Mac: Me no stando we correcto.





    Thank you for agreeing with me.


    Mac: Hey bloo check out these moves! (dances)


    Bloo: Ok
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    goosebumps90

    [163]Nov 2, 2007
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    Frankie: I love doing chores more than I like madam fosters cookies
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    fosterscheese

    [164]Nov 4, 2007
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    Mr. Herriman: Hey guys, who's goin' surfin'?
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    twinsthatrule

    [165]Nov 4, 2007
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    Coco: I'll go surfing! Surf's up dude!



    Wilt: Oh yeah I forgot Coco can't swim oh well not my problem


    Frankie: oh sh$t f Coco drowns I might get paid!


    Coco: Help I'm drowning! Everyone: (laughs)
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    lazlotheninja

    [166]Nov 7, 2007
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    Mac: I hate you bloo! Wilt: SHUT THE F%&# UP!
    Edited on 11/07/2007 5:54pm
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    lazlotheninja

    [167]Nov 7, 2007
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    Terince: yo mac how's my favorite little bro.?
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    lazlotheninja

    [168]Nov 7, 2007
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    cheese: I hate cereal! frankie: kiss me cheese!! cheese: no get away! ya loser!

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    zeriva

    [169]Nov 10, 2007
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    Mr.Herriman: Why cant you people just stop doing your chores and trash the house already!
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    4EverGreen

    [170]Nov 10, 2007
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    Cheese speaks like a distinguished gentleman: "Say guys, did you know that William Shakespear considered "Macbeth" to be the finest of his plays as it not only dealed with a historical aspect of English life, it also dealt with the themes of revenge and murder and was written in Modern English, being among the first literature to have been so? And if you like "Macbeth," might I also suggest "King Lear" for your reading pleasures?" (Incorrect "Jeopardy" signal goes off!) I ALWAYS wanted to do that! Enough said!
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    Naruto2002

    [171]Dec 3, 2007
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    Mac:I hate you Bloo.*pulls out a gun*

    Bloo:What are you going to do with that gun Mac?

    Mac:I am going to shoot your F***ING HEAD OFF!

    Bloo:HOLY S****!*runs out of the house screaming*

    Mac:GET BACK HERE BLOO!*chases after Bloo*

    Mr.Herrimen:*looks out the window and starts to laugh when he sees Mac chasing after Bloo with a gun*

    Edited on 12/03/2007 9:53pm
    Edited 3 total times.
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    Naruto2002

    [172]Dec 3, 2007
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    Franky:Edwardo give me your one hundred dollar bill now so I can buy that cleaning machine.

    Edwardo:GET YOUR OWN MONEY B****!*punchs Franky in the face*

    Franky:*runs away crying*

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    Naruto2002

    [173]Dec 5, 2007
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    Wilt:*runs into the room*I am going to merry Madame Foster.

    everyone in the room:WTF?

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    CamptownCHEESE

    [174]Dec 21, 2007
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    Bloo: Here are some ear plugs to plug your ears so you won't be able to hear my gibberish! JDBBBSDFJGSDHD!

    Mac: Frankie.... I...HATE YOU!!!

    Frankie: I'll just do some chores to make me feel better...

    Mr. Herriman: Attention, Frankie (:O) you may now take a month vacation in Hawaii, and expences paid!

    Frankie: But I NEED chores!

    Madame Foster: Bloo, can you do something for me?

    Bloo in a sweet voice: Okay.

    Madame Foster: GET OUTTA MY FACE!

    Bloo: I am so sorry, want a cookie?

    Eduardo: Ni hao, lan suh! (Chinese for Hello, bloo!)

    Wilt: I got too many basketballs for Christmas, I'll just throw them away...

    Bloo: Don't you want to give them to charity?

    Wilt: No, I don't think I can recycle them either... OH WELL Didn't wanna anyway.

    Coco: This is too dangerous. And guess what? My vocabulary has expanded over the decades so I no longer say that silly phrase "Coco!" again. Wait one minute, I just said it.... BACK TO ENGLISH CLASS!

    Mac: Doodet, it's fine I can say coco! LOOK! COCOCOOOCOOCOOCCOCOCOCOOCOCOCO!

    The end!

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    Naruto2002

    [175]Dec 23, 2007
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    Mac:Hey Bloo whatever happened to Wilt?

    Bloo:Umm...*hides Wilts dead body in a bag when mac is not looking*I do not know what happened to Wilt?

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    heatbatfan07

    [176]Dec 27, 2007
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    Purple: *Wakes up in jail* What? Where am I? Where's Sharkhead and Bloo?
    (Faskback of Sharkhead falling into the water in slow motion playing the opening of 'numb' by linkin park)

    Purple: Oh. I wish I Had never got into that fight. *Looks at bars* I could slip through those bars. If Only I could reach. Gets picked up by someone.

    Officer: What's this puppet doing in here?

    Purple: I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy, well thing.

    Officer: Argh! *Throws purple out the window* Purple: *Lands ouside in a bush, where bloo and mac are walking along*

    Bloo: Hey what was that? *Looks in bush sees purple. Picks it up* What the heck is this?

    Mac: Isn't that that dumb toy that you had?

    Bloo: What dumb toy?

    Mac:That one where... never mind.

    Purple: I'm purple remember?

    Bloo: Dude did that thing just talk?

    Purple: Yes. Remember me?

    Bloo: No, but I know a place where you can go. It's called Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.

    Mac: Fosters? That dumb place? That's for losers!

    Bloo: Quiet, Mac this is the only Imaginary Friend I've seen outside Fosters for a month. We need more Friends in the House Besides Wilt Ed And CoCo. Wilt refuses to do anything, eveyone is to scared to ask ed, and Goo is too slow. We need more friends.

    Mac: Whatever. I think it's time for Terrance's beatings. I'll call a limo. You coming?

    Bloo: No way I need to help 4 more frinds or Cheese will be dissapointed and I might fail my classes with him.

    Mac: What? Your Niceness classes? Lame

    Bloo: (as mac walks off ) Mac you forgot your paddle-ball game.

    Mac: You keep it. I've Got like 100 and their all broken.

    Bloo: *Bounes Paddle-ball pefectly* This one works fine.

    *Gives Purple the paddle-ball* Here you have it.
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    4EverGreen

    [177]Dec 28, 2007
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    Bloo: "Why in the H-E Double Hockey Sticks is "Robot Boy" getting renewed and yet not only is OUR show getting cancelled, but "Squirrel Boy" has probably already been cancelled, "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy" has just gotten cancelled, "Codename Kids Next Door" is just about cancelled, AND "Camp Lazlo" is getting cancelled, and yet "Robot Boy" is going to get a second season?!" Mac: "Blame it on Rob Renzetti. He's still mad that "My Life As a Teenage Robot" got cancelled so he wanted to make sure that this OTHER show about a robot wasn't cancelled either." (I know they would probably never say that, but I sure wish they would.) Enough said!
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    CamptownCHEESE

    [178]Dec 29, 2007
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    Bloo: WHY CAN'T I BE GREEN?!?!?

    Mac: I'll get some paint!

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    IdiotsloveBoxes

    [179]Dec 29, 2007
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    Cheese: In any right triangle, the area of the square whose side is the hypotnuse is equal to the sum of the areas of the squares whose sides are the two legs.

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