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Niles: Pigeons? I don't like pigeons, they have no respect for public art.
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Frasier: Now listen, before anyone says something they'll regret...
Daphne: Butt out! If you hadn't opened your big mouth we wouldn't be in this mess! Donny wouldn't be suing me and everyone else in sight and I wouldn't be out two weeks salary for a dress I'm apparently never going to wear, [to Niles] and you wouldn't be kowtowing to that shrew of a wife of yours!
Frasier: This is all my fault?!
Niles: Oh shut up, Frasier! The only thing more hollow than your protest of innocence is your big fat head!
Frasier: I AM WOUNDED! I intervened only out of love for the two people who are most important to...
Daphne: Oh, put a sock in it! I am sick and tired of listening to you yammering on about everything under the sun!
Niles: Daphne...
Daphne: And I'm sick of listening to you, too. You got anything to say, old man?!
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Frasier: Well, ah... Love...is an awesome force. It can make us do things we never imagined possible. For you see, we don't actually choose love, it chooses us. And once it has, we are powerless to do anything about it. Ladies and gentlemen, raise your glasses with me in toasting my brother... and the love of his life.
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Niles: Oh, well, if I have to stretch my muscles into a smile one more time, I think my face may crack...
Mel: Niles?
Niles: [smiling big] Yes, darling!
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Photographer: All right, now how 'bout a kiss?
Niles: All right, I hardly know you, but...
[He takes a step towards the photographer with a laugh, Mel puts her
hand on his arm.]