Frasier

Frasier: Since when did we become a society of huggers? We hug for everything nowadays. "Hello" - hug; "Congratulations" - hug; "Nice haircut" - hug. It's absurd. I mean, if we want to express real emotion for someone - I mean, where is there left to go? Bulldog: I've had good luck with the storage closet.

Niles: My reasoning?! My reasoning was based on my mother's obsession with vermin!

Daphne: When will you just admit that this junk belongs in a dustbin? Martin: You know, I was on a case once where the wife constantly nagged the husband like this. "You never put anything in the garbage. Why don't you ever put anything in the garbage?" Daphne: Well, he should have listened to her. Martin: Oh, he did. And that's where we found her!

Roz: I actually heard that if you have regular physical contact, it can extend your life. Frasier: Well in that case, you should outlive Styrofoam.